“We lived in Israel and we were dirt poor, I didn’t even know what a TV was.” My father stuck around for a while but eventually he left us. We were all alone, so Mother decided we’ll apply to go to America. Well we were one of the lucky few families who got approved for citizenship. We went to the American embassy, and the agent asked my Mother, “Do you speak English?” (No) He said well do you speak German? He said well ok. So they started conversing back and forth in German. He said “We’ll let you come to America but first you have to swear alligiance to the country and that you’re not gonna overthrow the governnment etc. The agent told my Mother… “Raise you’re right hand.” and my Mother who was fresh out of the concentration camps did this (a Nazi salute). The official said “Put you’re hand down, You never have to do that again.”

Who is Chaim Witz? Gene Simmons from Kiss.